December 20, 2004 - Purple Glittery Lipstick.
December 17, 2004 - Clare Goes to see Cobra Killer.
December 16, 2004 - Enrique Got Married.
December 14, 2004 - We Scythed the Yard.
December 10, 2004 - The Song of Ken.
December 08, 2004 - I Have a Temperature.
December 07, 2004 - Granny's Garden and Raft Away River.
December 06, 2004 - I'm Real Sick.
December 01, 2004 - I Win!
November 30, 2004 - My Fingernails Get Carried Off.
November 29, 2004 - Christmas Party Nightmare.
November 26, 2004 - Orange Hair.
November 19, 2004 - Victorian Post-Mortem Photography.
November 17, 2004 - Norma Shearer.
November 16, 2004 - My Hardcore Band Broke Up.
November 15, 2004 - The Story of the Damp Undies.
November 11, 2004 - Limerick and Flag.
November 09, 2004 - Too Hungry to eat Healthy.
November 08, 2004 - My New Novel.
November 04, 2004 - US Election and Smoking.
November 01, 2004 - Crazy Old Lady.
October 31, 2004 - My Family Reunion.
October 29, 2004 - Twin Heads.
October 28, 2004 - Yet Another Exam of Trauma.
October 25, 2004 - I Will Write a Novel.
October 21, 2004 - A Holiday.
October 19, 2004 - I Will Become the Master.
October 18, 2004 - Being Untalented.
October 14, 2004 - Justin Timberlake Quotations.
October 13, 2004 - My Big Piano Exam.
October 12, 2004 - Stupid Election.
October 06, 2004 - My Weird Shits.
October 06, 2004 - My Weird Shits.
October 03, 2004 - My Simply Tremendous Afternoon.
October 02, 2004 - Four-hour lesson.
October 01, 2004 - Execution Dreams.
September 30, 2004 - Careless Whisper.
September 29, 2004 - I Made Dinner.
September 28, 2004 - Our Fridge Stinks.
September 27, 2004 - Big Red Handprint.
September 23, 2004 - My Upcoming Exam.
September 21, 2004 - Why, Barbie, Why?
September 20, 2004 - My Birthday.
September 17, 2004 - I Played The Concert.
September 16, 2004 - Play, Kettle, Piss.
September 14, 2004 - I Played Real Bad.
September 09, 2004 - Stevie Nicks' Singing.
September 07, 2004 - I was boring.
September 05, 2004 - Slow eye rolls.
September 02, 2004 - Sea Monkeys.
August 31, 2004 - 8:30 doo-wop.
August 30, 2004 - LSD Conversation.
August 26, 2004 - Many Bottles of Lemonade.
August 24, 2004 - I Lost Lemonade.
August 23, 2004 - A Badminton Champion.
August 19, 2004 - Karma Gives me Two Bucks.
August 17, 2004 - Crazy Homeless Guy.
August 16, 2004 - A Very Large Doobie.
August 12, 2004 - The Olympic Games.
August 10, 2004 - I Will Actually Play.
August 09, 2004 - I Tried Out for the Concert.
August 05, 2004 - Magical Poo.
August 03, 2004 - The Lady Who Wears the Same Clothes.
July 29, 2004 - A Page of Madness.
July 27, 2004 - My Arse.
July 27, 2004 - My Piano Broke.
July 26, 2004 - Old Ladies.
July 20, 2004 - Giant Metho Flame.
July 18, 2004 - Burial Gown.
July 15, 2004 - A Polite Term.
July 14, 2004 - I am waiting for my marks.
July 12, 2004 - I Couldn't Sleep.
July 08, 2004 - A hotdog for lunch.
July 07, 2004 - I Get Called Sir.
July 02, 2004 - My New Dream Diary.
July 01, 2004 - My Piano Competition.
June 28, 2004 - Many Layers.
June 23, 2004 - Diane Shall Return.
June 21, 2004 - Piano Lid.
June 17, 2004 - My Flowery Jacket.
June 15, 2004 - The Fascinating Story Of The Coin.
June 11, 2004 - The Silent Movie Box.
June 08, 2004 - I Am Tall.
June 07, 2004 - My Piano Exam.
June 05, 2004 - We Don't Like Each Other.
June 04, 2004 - Trounced at Checkers.
June 03, 2004 - -
May 31, 2004 - Playing something 'wing'.
May 25, 2004 - A New Dent.
May 20, 2004 - Rainy Windscreen.
May 18, 2004 - My Special Clap.
May 13, 2004 - Killer Bagpipers.
May 11, 2004 - Be a disturbed wanker.
May 11, 2004 - My Duet.
May 10, 2004 - Some Teeth Came Out.
May 06, 2004 - I am terrible.
May 04, 2004 - My New Friends.
May 03, 2004 - My Wife.
April 29, 2004 - Best Wedding Ever.
April 27, 2004 - My Friday Night.
April 22, 2004 - A Small Girl.
April 19, 2004 - Dear Me,
April 13, 2004 - Feeling Squished.
April 11, 2004 - My Worst Piano Lesson.
April 08, 2004 - My Music Skool Joke.
April 02, 2004 - I Graduate Tomorrow.
March 29, 2004 - Our Home Panelbeating Industry.
March 23, 2004 - My Special Brawl.
March 18, 2004 - Glasses Photocopy.
March 15, 2004 - The non-existent Robber.
March 12, 2004 - My Sleepwalking Journey.
March 09, 2004 - Clare Goes to see Wire and Her Sister Graduate.
March 03, 2004 - My First Piano Lesson.
February 27, 2004 - Music Skool is too hard.
February 23, 2004 - My Holiday To Canberra.
February 18, 2004 - Venezuelan Lady.
February 16, 2004 - I Was Annoying.
February 13, 2004 - My Piano lesson.
February 11, 2004 - My New Diary And Wax.
February 06, 2004 - Knitting versus Porn.
February 03, 2004 - Long-Haired Guy.
February 02, 2004 - Stupid Disco Lights.
January 30, 2004 - My Panicking Time.
January 27, 2004 - My New University.
January 22, 2004 - Arthouse Porn.
January 21, 2004 - A Long-Haired Man.
January 20, 2004 - Chairs at University.
January 16, 2004 - My Mother's Bathroom.
January 14, 2004 - The End of Pinstripe.
January 13, 2004 - Work Update.
January 12, 2004 - My First Day Back at Work.
January 04, 2004 - My New Year.
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