(diaryland) September 21, 2004 - 3:55 p.m.

On the weekend, I went insane and made Barbie clothes. I churned out tiny retro dresses, tunics, pants, fake fur jackets and handbags. They are all fiendishly groovy and exquisitely made. Then I brushed and brushed Barbie's hair with a little wooden comb.

Sometimes I scare myself.