(diaryland) June 15, 2004 - 11:02 a.m.

Chapter V.
In Which Barry Tries To Remove As Far From Military Glory As Possible

I have nothing to do here at work except this.

On Sunday, I went to a shopping centre. Then I went to the toilet in the shopping centre. I went into a cubicle, and looked deeply into the bowl. There, sitting proudly in the toilet water, was a five-cent coin.

I pissed on it and left.