(diaryland) November 04, 2004 - 10:53 a.m.

If I were an American person, I would have voted for the other guy.

In fact, I think the entire rest of the world would have.

Oh, well. I have more important issues to address at the moment, like the fact that last night, I tried very hard for a number of minutes to smoke a cigarette from the wrong end without noticing. That scared the shit out of me, frankly.