(diaryland) April 08, 2004 - 9:51 a.m.

I made the best joke at music skool yesterday. It was so funny, the piano teacher and the student before me shat their pants. I don't think it's very funny to anybody who isn't a piano teacher or a piano student, though, so I'm not going to say it, just in case you aren't.

What you have to do is imagine your own extremely funny joke that relates to your area of expertise, and then pretend that I actually said that.

Yay.