(diaryland) February 06, 2004 - 3:20 p.m.

Today at work May accidentally made me go to a porn site that wouldn't go off the computer.

I was looking on the net to see whether there was such a thing as knitting webcams, which really if you think about it is the total and complete opposite of a porn site.

But I still got to a porn site. Suddenly there was a whole bunch of clitorises on the screen that wouldn't go away. I was clicking furiously on the little X in the corner that normally shuts things but the clitorises wouldn't budge. I had to turn off my computer.

I'm worried because I know the guy who is in charge of the computers knows everything.

I might have to explain.