(diaryland) January 14, 2004 - 10:26 a.m.

Pinstripe died peacefully in his sleep yesterday.

Beloved defacto of Riboflavin (2001-2003), loving father of 64 white, brown and spotty children, pisser in giant pink plastic balls, runner on squeaky wheels, seed-eater, professional trapeze artist, fluffy tummied man.

We will miss Pinstripe. He was buried under the passionfruit vine.

2001-2004.