(diaryland) June 08, 2004 - 4:13 p.m.

I don't understand. Why are there no tall old ladies? What happens to them? Where do they go? I'm scared.

I know people tend to shrink eventually, but it can't be THAT much.

I heard that tall people live less than short people.

I also heard that 99% of girl partners are shorter than their boy partners. My ability to consistently defeat Roland at tallness contests puts me in that mysterious 1%.

For I am a tall lady and one day I will disappear to the place where the tall old ladies go.