(diaryland) December 07, 2002 - 1:28 p.m.

If I was Freddie Prinze Jr., I would make my hair less tall. I just think it is a little tall.

I wish I was Freddie Prinze Jr. If I was him, I would have red hot animal sex with my wife every day, about 11PM.

Then I would stand in front of the mirror and touch myself.