(diaryland) November 28, 2002 - 3:15 p.m.

I saw The Ring last week. It gave me nightmares about kids coming out of TVs and getting me. I couldn't sleep.

Then I saw Ring and Ring 2 last night. It gave me nightmares about kids coming out of TVs and getting me. I couldn't sleep.

What am I? Like, nine years old?

Get a grip, man.