(diaryland) April 13, 2002 - 2:46 a.m.

(drunk)

I have decided to aquire a middle name. I've never had one, you know. Got teased at Primary School and stuff.

So: my new middle name is Enrique Iglesias.

This makes me Clare Enrique Iglesias Rosenberg.

That's not actually my last name. It's my Great Grandma's. I just don't want you to come to my house and kill me. You can try killing her, though, if you want.

It will be hard. She is resilient and not alive.