(diaryland) July 05, 2003 - 8:59 p.m.

Hello. I have just been on a holiday to the country. I did this with a lady named Rosemary.

The thing we did most on the holiday was pass wind. I don't know why we had so much wind. It might have been the food, or the country air.

One time, I really needed McDonalds, but there was no McDonalds in our miniscule town. We had to drive all the way to another town, then all the way back again. We did this in time for Neighbours.

The best thing I bought on my holiday was a Box Brownie camera.