(diaryland) February 10, 2003 - 6:57 p.m.

There is one good thing about periods.

You do the very best shits you could possibly dream of.

It's like some male model in overalls has gotten all up in there and greased your anus with some kind of miracle grease juice.

I love it.

Hey! I saw this guy on the street the other day with the best t-shirt! It proclaimed: "I EAT YOUR SKIN."