(diaryland) February 06, 2003 - 6:34 p.m.

When my boss went to New Caledonia, he bought some wooden statues with bowl haircuts and mighty penises squatting on tree trunks. It looks like they have six toes on each foot, but they don't. The feet are slightly less disconcerting than the mighty penises.

He put them in the conference room so we can admire them when we have important meetings.