(diaryland) January 02, 2003 - 11:00 a.m.

Now, in the toilet, we have a Beatles calendar. Last year, we had a Monty Python calendar.

Roland said that this year, we can poo with the Beatles. I'm looking forward to it.

Some months, they will be watching us. Some months, they will be politely looking slightly to one side.

I'm looking forward to the months where we get to have one-on-one pooing sessions with each.

In November, I will poo with Ringo.