(diaryland) October 29, 2001 - 9:47 p.m.

Is it normal to read your own diaryland diary obsessively and believe you�re some kind of amazing literary genius who�s going to become immeasurably famous within your lifetime even though all you write about is the stuff you did that day?

I hope so. Otherwise, I�m like, not normal. I am the world�s number one search engine source for Flava Flav pictures, anyhow, so I am important.

Did you know: if you can�t afford chewing gum, simply eat some form of adhesive at your place of work. I recommend Blu-Tac or hobby glue. Cheap and simple!

Balloon!