(diaryland) May 08, 2014 - 11:42 a.m.

I feel like a million bucks and my zits are going away. That's because the building I have been working on at the office has officially finished itself! Yaaaaay! That was 1.5 years of torture.

Just to clarify, I'm not actually a million bucks. more like $993.38.

I was a bridesmaid at Diane's wedding on the weekend. Fuck it; I'm going to show you all what I look like, except for Rosie who reads this, because she already knows what I look like. This is what I wore. I'm the female one.

It was a cold night, and the wedding was outside, so I lurked inside in a dark corner of the dining room. We left early because people got too vomity and noisy.