(diaryland) July 11, 2010 - 7:36 a.m.

I went as 'snoring' to my sister's S-themed dress-up birthday last night. I lovingly precision-cut Zs of different fonts out of cardboard covered in aluminium foil and sewed them onto a black skivvy.

People couldn't really tell what I was meant to be. I think mine was the worst costume.