(diaryland) June 04, 2010 - 1:09 p.m.

I'm alone in the office.

I've got something weird going on inside my tummy. It think it could be acid reflux, but it feels like there's a plant growing in there. Does acid reflux feel like a plant growing inside your tummy?

I also now have a big, thick purple stripe going across my wrecked toenail, but it's definitely here to stay.