(diaryland) January 25, 2010 - 5:08 p.m.

I'm doing this new thing at work at the moment. It's this thing that I invented for any time I get totally overwhelmed. This is what I do. I take a really huge breath, enough to fill all my lungs up with more oxygen than it needs, pause for a sec, and then breathe out, quite loudly, through the nose.

It makes me feel a little bit dizzy and slightly high, in the exact same way that I can only get very slightly high from smoking a joint, except without the munchies. Which is good.

I'll do it now.

Ah. Cool.