(diaryland) April 17, 2008 - 3:51 p.m.

A guy just came into the office and after about 5 minutes of chatting, whipped off his shirt and showed me and my boss the tan he got on his holiday.

I'd never met this guy before. You don't just whip off your shirt after 5 minutes of being in our office.

It wasn't even a good tan. I've seen better tans on Roland at midnight in the middle winter.

It was introduced to us as a 'monster tan'.