(diaryland) July 28, 2003 - 11:02 a.m.

For several months, my mobile phone has been barred from ringing people up. This is because I never pay the bill.

But then, on Friday, Diane picked up my phone and inexplicably made a call on it.

This means my phone was able to ring people up all the time, and all it took was Diane's childlike innocence to unlock the door to the endless possibilities of life and see that I should really believe in myself and shit.

I'm a chump.

I even looked up chump in the dictionary just to check I used it right.

I go now.