(diaryland) September 06, 2002 - 9:36 a.m.

Today, I have an ear infection so I will be running around in circles with my head flopped to one side. I'm real dizzy this fine morning.

Last night, I had a cold and 'flu tablet. Cold and 'flu tablets make me feel warm and silly, and apparently, they don't stop your nose from dribbling, which is the whole point, man. I turned into this stupid arsemonkey. I kept saying, "Blee blee blee." I somehow thought that was cool and funny. And I tweaked Roland's nipples till he got upset. And then I lay on the couch and made tears come out of my eyes until they rolled down the back of my neck.

I know. It's crappy. But at the time, it felt so right.