(diaryland) April 22, 2002 - 6:49 p.m.

I've worn the same pair of shoes every day for a very long time. The sole reason why I'm wearing them every day is so I can tell people how long I've been wearing them in a row and they will become impressed with me.

The only problem is, I've forgotten how long I have been wearing them for.

Sole. Heh, heh. That's like, a pun.