(diaryland) January 20, 2002 - 10:57 p.m.

It turned out that the last entry wasn't at all true.

I've decided not to have feelings anymore. Every time I have one, I think, "Now, Clare. Are you just making that up to be cool?"

I told someone a feeling I had, then I came home and brooded a bit. That's another feeling right there, man.

Am I like going through puberty again or something, guy? Well, at least this time I will be prepared for the armpit hair.

Tonight, I saw a lady with no belly button. Not one. I swear to god.

Maybe she heals good.