(diaryland) January 12, 2002 - 12:14 a.m.

I have this rank piece of blu-tac on my desk at work.

It�s so rank it has completely lost its blue hue. It�s now all dark-grey. It�s not like real blu-tac anymore. It has these new properties. For instance, it�s very, very, VERY sticky. It just got this way after a while. It got thinner, and stickier. It�s amazing. Another new property it has is its smell. It now smells like feet.