(diaryland) December 03, 2005 - 12:34 a.m.

My piano students are such pussies. I only had one of them on Thursday; the rest piked.

"Ooh, I have to work today."
"Ooh, I'm too hot for a piano lesson."
"Ooh, my Grandpa died."

Jesus.

Hey, I busted my own myth about half an hour ago. I sneezed while carefully keeping my eyes open. They did not fall out.