(diaryland) April 05, 2005 - 3:03 p.m.

So, yes, as everyone knows, the Pope died. Being an atheist, I coped with it OK. I did, however, end up shedding some tears when I saw a small clip on the telly of him clapping along in his little throne to this breakdancer who was cutting loose on a beautiful marble bascilia floor. It was just so moving; the b-boy spinning on his head and all that stuff they do and the tiny pontiff bopping along in his own special way.

So, yeah. That's all.