(diaryland) June 10, 2003 - 3:25 p.m.

So, I actually did catch my sister getting it on with some mystery paramour at 5AM. This was a few days ago.

Today, she asked me to look up in a book about something to do with injecting female monkeys with human sperm.

I do not know what is going on here.

Yesterday, I thought I saw a dead child on a swing.

But it was only a branch with a t-shirt on it.