(diaryland) April 17, 2003 - 10:02 a.m.

I ate two large cheeseburger meals yesterday.

I feel that if I am so tired that the inside of my ears are twitching, I should be allowed to eat as many large cheeseburger meals as I want without getting cloggy arteries. This won't be the case, though, because I live in a world where there is science.

Breakfast of Champions played a gig last night and it went well, apart from the bit where my most favourite jacket in the world got stolen when I was busy tearing shit up on my axe.

I loved that jacket. It would turn me into a giant teddy bear.