(diaryland) February 18, 2003 - 4:48 p.m.

When I get old, I think I will disappear for weeks at a time, and then mysteriously appear back at home again in my home-made jumper and slippers like I hadn't been anywhere at all. And no-one will know where the hell I'd been. I will do this several times. And then, some day, I will disappear forever.