(diaryland) November 27, 2001 - 3:04 p.m.

Tonight, Breakfast of Champions will be playing in a Battle of the Bands! It will be fun! Come see us, if you happen to be in Melbourne, Australia today. If you are not in my city, why aren't you?

It starts at about 7:00 or something, at Silvers nightclub, on Toorak Road.

That's all. This diary entry is just one, big, lame ad.