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(diaryland) May 29, 2017 - 10:16 p.m.

I was speaking to some guy from a water company on the phone today. I said, "How do you spell your name? Is it with a W or a U?"

He said, "What? My name's George!"

I thought he'd said his name was Stewart.

Or Stuart.

About an hour later, I had to call a council and ask to speak to the head of statutory planning.

He answered the phone. "Stewart speaking." Or the other spelling.

I never bothered to ask. I was too paranoid.




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