(diaryland) May 27, 2016 - 3:29 p.m.

For the first time, the glass entry door to my work was closed.

So I head butted it at speed. It hurt, a lot. The accountant was the only other person in the premises. He heard it but he didn't see it. Thank Christ.

I had a headache for the rest of the day.

I don't know if I left a head print.