(diaryland) April 13, 2016 - 2:22 p.m.

Oh yeah, I forgot. This happened a couple of weeks ago.

In his sleep, sounding unsure, Roland said," The big....... boobies."

I said, "What?"

He said, ".... Something.... about..... shirt size?......... Oh, shit."

He'd woken up by the time he swore. How we laughed. What a guy thing to say in one's sleep.