(diaryland) November 27, 2014 - 12:58 p.m.

I'm on the front porch. I ring the doorbell.

A five-year-old answers the door. I know this guy. His name is Joe.

I say, "Hello. How are you?"

He yells, "YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'm not reinventing the wheel for you, kid.