(diaryland) September 01, 2014 - 11:04 a.m.

There is a particular young man, often on my train carriage in the mornings, who has this fucking annoying furrowed brow expression ALL THE TIME FOR NO REASON, like he's Luke Perry in a publicity shot, or Justin Bieber in a selfie.

What is so worrying about relaxing on a hardly crowded train, man? WHAT IS SO GODDAMN WORRYING?

Thankyou.