(diaryland) January 14, 2014 - 9:19 a.m.

It's hoooooooooooooooot.

Lifehacker told me it's this hot because there is a small cyclone in the top left of the country. boo.

I went to the tennis last night with my family. They couldn't be bothered watching the whole Serena Williams match. I was a bit peeved about that.

I also saw Novak Djokovic versus some dude in purple. I could see Boris Becker very clearly across from where I was sitting. His seriousness was radiating off him in waves.

I was so hungry last night, I had two dinners.