(diaryland) July 18, 2013 - 11:15 a.m.

Yeah, I jumped on the 'observing Amanda Bynes' life on the internet' bandwagon.

In the last couple of weeks, she has been tweeting a lot that her nose is broken and she can't breathe out of it.

Then, I realised my nose is broken and I can't breathe out of it. My left nostril gets no air. It hasn't since I was 5 when my parents left my bedroom door half-open so I smashed my face into it while I was sleepwalking.

I gotta get something done about this! Half my nose is non-functional! Thankyou for alerting me to my affliction, Ms. Bynes!