(diaryland) March 07, 2013 - 2:04 p.m.

I began university for the semester yesterday.

We have an American lecturer for the subject I'm doing. She has golden hair, golden skin, wore a golden power suit thing, golden shoes and wore golden jewellery. She was super golden. Apart from the goldenness, she looked like a tennis champion.

Just about everyone who asked questions in the lecture were Americans, too. Not sure why this happened. There aren't usually Americans around here.