(diaryland) November 13, 2012 - 12:51 p.m.

hi. i'm in xi'an, china right now, writing this laboriously on my kindle, so forget about capitals right now.

highlights of engrish seen to date:

on a lift door, warning about catching fingers:CAREFULLY PINCH

above a sock display: fad space

on a directional sign: warm prompt

on the toilet roll packet: mind act upon mind

bag brand: dadsolid

ok, that's all for now. i could tell you about the actual things i'm doing on this holiday, but that's for another time.