(diaryland) May 10, 2011 - 10:10 a.m.

I bought the best foundation ever, man. Lancome Teint Miracle. I wouldn't say it shits over the Chanel equivalent, because that's pretty good, but this is better, I reckon. I only have to use about three molecules every day so it is going to last until my death. It makes my nose look awesome and like it was made that way, instead of what it really is, which is a bunch of broken capillaries.

I look so fucking... well. Like I just got born. And not in a purple, screaming way.