(diaryland) February 22, 2010 - 2:43 p.m.

Trying to seem busy. trying to seem busy.

I don't want to be mean or anything, but people who would like to do two-man luge are a bit silly. It's not a good idea, and it looks bad. One shiny, slippery person must lie on another shiny, slippery person and careen down a dangerous luge track thing.

People say that two-man luge is a little bit gay. I don't think that it is. If I were a gay man, I'd definitely be doing anything except two-man luge. I think everybody should be doing something instead of two-man luge. Most of us are.