(diaryland) September 07, 2009 - 2:54 p.m.

On a lighter note, I wielded a baby on Saturday night. It was fun. I held her by the armpits and whooshed her around while there was skydiving on the TV. She was pretty serious about it, though. I guess you have to be serious when you're couch skydiving.

If you put your mouth near a baby's mouth, it tries to put its mouth on or in your mouth. Unless we've got some relationship going on that I don't know about.