(diaryland) January 24, 2008 - 6:00 p.m.

Question: Why does Sting's son look twenty years older than Sting?

I have a nearly all-engulfing urge to go out and buy one of those scarves that look like a middle-eastern guerrila would wear and chuck it stylishly around my neck, teaming it with my normal casual gear like some sort of Duran Duran ponce. Everybody seems to be doing it these days.

I don't think I can quite bring myself to do it because it would make me feel guilty for being such a Duran Duran ponce.

I did see members of the Clash do it before, though.