(diaryland) January 23, 2008 - 10:19 a.m.

I went for a job interview last night. If I don't get the job, let me tell you, hats off to the person who does because I was pretty unbelieveably excellent. And when I say hats off, I mean a tall pile of extremely heavy and expensive hats.

The only problem is, a normal person would have referees lined up by now, but I haven't and now I'm trying madly to get some. Nobody's bloody answering their phone.