(diaryland) June 06, 2007 - 9:27 p.m.

As a teacher, I have witnessed the first dakking to take place in my class. I yelled at the dakker, but I accidentally started laughing so I looked crap. The dakkee didn't seem to mind much, and a witness from grade two said, "we dak each other all the time at home," implying that it was fine to do as much dakking as you want in the classroom.

I'm going to definitely wear belts in class from now on.