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(diaryland) June 27, 2006 - 5:17 p.m.

Microwaving Undies Online Tutorial

  • Firstly, grab your wet undies.

  • Place them as flatly as possible in the microwave.

  • Cook them for two minutes.

  • When they are done, take the steaming undies out and fling them around the room until they grow cold again. This is the most crucial step in the whole microwaving of undies thing. They can get all melty and become unpleasantly pointy when being worn otherwise.

  • Now lie them in the microwave flatly again, preferably turned over, and this time put them on for exactly one-and-a-half minutes.

  • Once again, grab them and fling them around the room until cold.

  • Lastly, throw them in and put them on for one minute this time.

  • Now the undies are perfectly dry. It is time to zoom into the shower because you are invariably late for your appointment.



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