(diaryland) February 26, 2003 - 12:25 p.m.

I saw an Australian guy the other day.

You might not think that's much of a deal, since I live in Australia and all.

But, this guy was AUSTRALIAN.

He was driving down a road near my house in a khaki jeep with dust all over it. The jeep had no doors. He was wearing khaki shorts and a khaki shirt with the arms cut off. He was wearing a khaki broad-brimmed hat. He was sweaty and tanned.

Where did he come from? Where was he going? I will never know these mysteries.