(diaryland) July 20, 2002 - 3:05 p.m.

My boss gave Rosa a jar of coffee that said Temptation on it. He decided to get that one for her rather than the one that said Indulgence on it.

Rosa read the label. It said, "A luscious blend of bla-bla and bla-de-bla."

Rosa didn't know what the word luscious meant. She asked me.

I said, "Um... ooh.. ah.... it kind of means good. In a juicy way."

This probably means I'm crap.